James Deen as Bill and Ashlynn Brooke as Sookie in Tru: a XXX parody.
No episode of True Blood is complete without Sookie calling Bill for help and saying she needs him right away. Sure enough he quickly shows up (with the whooshing noise) at Merlotte’s to see Sookie, right outside of Sam’s trailer. She tells him she has to go to Fangtasia for answers. James totally nails Bill dullness as he spouts off why they don’t need to do that. Sookie of course won’t take that and demands they leave immediately so she can figured out who killed Lafayette. Ahw, that’s our Sook!
HEY, I’VE SEEN THIS! I guess I don’t remember James Deen being a boyf because lol wig. Remember Eric’s wig in this too?
Our scene today was for PornStarPunishment.com. I am actually beginning to feel a little weird about doing this site lately and I can’t figure out why. I think it is because I don’t like the idea of “punishing” girls with rough sex. I don’t know how to explain it. The set ups are a little un cool sometimes too. Like today I banged Diamond because she was a lesbian who stole my ex wife and was having my son play with dolls instead of playing baseball and stuff. Now we all know how much I love lesbians and queers so the idea of me punishing a girl over this is laughable so that’s not what was getting to me. I don’t know… I can’t put my finger on it. I like rough sex, I like Diamond Foxxx, what the hell could it be? I really think it is the idea of punishing people with sex.
- James Deen, the most gorgeous man in porn.
Officially Robsessed.
(via thekillerinstincts)
This is James Deen. He is a porn star. He’s also fucking hot as hell and I’ve just discovered his Twitter and legitimately fallen in love with him.
His reaction to discovering himself in the Urban Dictionary? ”I’M A MOTHERFUCKING VERB!!!!!”
I love him.
He also has a blog that is pretty much straight-up porn but it is also kind of hysterical. Take this, for example:
“Vikki Chase is amazing and her vagina does super awesome things when she has orgasms and I am pretty psyched about the intercourse that we had.”
I AM SO CHARMED WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Anyway, mostly he’s just really really hot and that’s all I have to say.
