I love you please kidnap me and take me to America and feed me 14lb pizzas
My dream life is to be a sexy co-ed and to kiss Adam Richman on the cheek while he’s eating a bunch of food and rhen we have a 3some with another sexy co-ed and he never calls me again because he’s like that but I cherish the memory of our night together forever.
(via blogzillaaaaa)
Who could ever have guessed that a guy with a racing stripe on his refrigerator could be a complete knob?
Adam Richman would never do any of these things.
