January 2010
Two Year Relationship
molls:
by Molly McAleer
It happened the same night I went to an art show
Sponsored by Bently
It was the same night I mouthed off to the Three Six Mafia
And asked them if they could take their grillz
out of their mouths.
You were standing in my way when I was coming back
From the ladies room
I was like “Damn”
and you were like “What?”
Then I realized I had met you in another life
...
BITCH, WHAT THE FUCK?
snarkiest:
Alright, so below me is some crazy ass girl who bough Alex Gaskarth’s address and then stalked him to meet him at his house.
ONE: WHAT THE FUCK? are you for serious? Like, you met Alex Gaskarth….cool bro. I didn’t realize that he’s Bowie or something and so *~*~*~*~impossible to get to.
TWO: This goes out as a PSA. If you or anyone you know ever feels the need to go buy someones...
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